Soften the cream cheese: Microwave for 10–15 seconds until easily spreadable. This prevents tiny clumps.
Add base ingredients to blender: Greek yogurt, protein powder, cream cheese, sweetener, vanilla, lemon juice, salt, and xanthan gum if using.
Blend with minimal liquid: Add 2 tbsp almond milk and blend until smooth.
Use the tamper or stop and scrape. Add up to 1 more tbsp only if needed.
Add frozen strawberries: Blend until thick and creamy. Aim for a soft-serve consistency.
Keep it thick—too much liquid makes it icy.
Taste and adjust: Add a little more sweetener or lemon juice if you want brighter flavor.
Fold in extras: Gently stir in crushed graham crackers or a swirl of jam for cheesecake vibes without many extra calories.
Freeze briefly: Transfer to a shallow, freezer-safe container. Cover and freeze 60–90 minutes, stirring once halfway to prevent icy edges.
Serve: Scoop and enjoy. If frozen longer, let it sit at room temp 5–10 minutes to soften.