Prep your blender: Use a high-speed blender. Add the almond milk first to help blades catch.
Load the base: Add frozen zucchini, frozen cauliflower, Greek yogurt, protein powder, cocoa powder, and espresso powder if using.
Thicken: Sprinkle in xanthan or guar gum.
Start with 1/4 teaspoon if you’re new; you can add more later.
Blend low and pulse: Start on low. Use a tamper to push ingredients down, or stop and scrape the sides. Keep it thick; avoid adding extra liquid too early.
Adjust: Taste and add sweetener.
If it’s too thick to spin, add almond milk 1 tablespoon at a time. For extra frost, add ice cubes and blend again.
Finish: Aim for soft-serve thickness. It should dome on a spoon and hold shape in the bowl.
Top and serve: Pour into a chilled bowl and add your chosen toppings.
Keep toppings moderate if you’re targeting fat loss.