Load the blender: Add almond milk, Greek yogurt, cream cheese (or cottage cheese), protein powder, vanilla, lemon juice, and salt.
Add fruit: Toss in frozen strawberries and the frozen banana.
Optional add-ins: Sprinkle in oats or graham crumbs for that cheesecake crust flavor.
Blend until creamy: Start low, then increase speed. If it’s too thick, add a splash more milk.
If it’s thin, add a few ice cubes.
Sweeten to taste: Blend in honey or maple, a little at a time, until it tastes like dessert without being cloying.
Serve cold: Pour into a chilled glass. Top with a strawberry slice or a dusting of crumbs if you like.