Par-cook the potatoes: Add diced potatoes to a pot of salted water.
Simmer 5–7 minutes until just tender on the edges but not falling apart. Drain well and let steam off for 2 minutes.
Crisp the potatoes: Heat 1 tablespoon oil in a large skillet over medium-high. Add potatoes in a single layer.
Season with smoked paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, and pepper. Cook 6–10 minutes, turning occasionally, until deeply golden and crispy.
Sauté the veggies: Push potatoes to one side. Add red pepper and red onion to the other side with a pinch of salt.
Cook 3–4 minutes until slightly softened. Stir in spinach just until wilted. Toss everything together.
Keep warm over low heat.
Blend the cottage cheese sauce: In a blender, combine cottage cheese, lemon juice, Dijon, garlic, olive oil, and 2 tablespoons milk or water. Blend until smooth and creamy. Adjust thickness with more liquid.
Season with salt and pepper.
Cook the eggs: In a separate small skillet, melt butter over medium heat. Fry eggs sunny-side up or over-easy until the whites set and the yolks stay runny. Season with salt and pepper. (Or scramble, if you prefer.)
Assemble the bowl: Spoon a base of crispy potato-veggie mix into a bowl.
Top with eggs. Drizzle generously with cottage cheese sauce. Finish with green onion and fresh herbs.
Serve: Add a squeeze of lemon or a dash of hot sauce if you like heat.
Eat right away for maximum crunch.