Prep the pan: Heat the oven to 375°F (190°C). Lightly grease a mini muffin pan or line with mini liners.
Chop the heat: Stem and seed the jalapeños for a milder bite.
Keep some seeds if you like it spicy. Dice them finely.
Mix the base: In a bowl, whisk 2 eggs with 1 cup cottage cheese. If using, stir in 2–3 tablespoons softened cream cheese for extra creaminess.
Add the flavor: Stir in 1 cup shredded cheddar, 2–3 tablespoons almond flour or panko, 1 teaspoon garlic powder, 1/2 teaspoon onion powder, 1/2 teaspoon smoked paprika, 1/2 teaspoon salt, and a few grinds of black pepper.
Fold in the goods: Add the diced jalapeños and 2 sliced green onions.
Mix gently to keep some texture.
Portion: Spoon the mixture into the mini muffin cups, filling almost to the top. If using bacon, sprinkle a little on each bite.
Bake: Bake 14–18 minutes, until the tops are set and lightly golden and the edges pull away slightly.
Rest and release: Let them cool 5 minutes, then run a knife around the edges to lift them out cleanly.
Serve: Enjoy warm with ranch, sour cream, or a drizzle of hot honey.